hello again my diary,
i am back with my heart pounding, regretting every moment that i spent with a guy named FAIZ (bukan nama sebenar)..why on earth i went out with him???..oh universe pls forgive me for going out with a random guy that i barely know just because i was freaking boring and lonely...
.universe answered : HANA U'RE SO PATHETIC..HE JUST WANTS TO WASTE HIS TIME AND GOING OUT WITH U WAS A GOOD OPTION AND GIVING HIM A CLEAR SIGNS OF HOW DESPERATE U ARE..
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ngorat la i plzzzz |
official lists of awkward moments i had with him:
- we both had no idea where to go
- both don't know what to eat
- no idea what to talk about
- so awkward with each other
- i cant even see him on the eyes..coz im afraid he will look at my UGLY n STRESS face (im a total idiot..we not even a couple..y should i bother about this thing..arghhhh
- i tried to cheer him up by telling some jokes..but i just received no respond from him...(should i suicide now????)
- i wore a 4 inches high heel..but he walked damn fast..leaving me alone... ( malu ke jln dgn i??
- i cant hear what he's saying..it was like he talked with volume 0..
- after he sent me home, i texted him to say a TQ..but i receive no reply from him (what does this means?)
- HE KEEPS TEXTING SOMEONE WHOM I HAD NO IDEA WHO is he/she. His smartphones seem to be the biggest distractions.
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now im blaming myself for not wearing this shirt.
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erk..not this awkward.. |
he however teach me loads of very vulnerable lessons which are:
- never going out with a guy that u barely know
- never wear high heel whenever u're out with a guy
- never ask a guy to give u a ride..drive ur own car..
- never tell any joke..if u want to tell joke, make sure u tell it out loud so that u wont end up receiving no respond..
- NEVER GOING OUT WITH A GUY WHO ALREADY HAS GIRLFRIEND..HE WILL JUSTIGNORE U WHILE TEXTING HIS SWEETHEART..wekkk...
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i rather going out with a robot in future |
Funny + interesting.. muahahha....
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