The MC was me..

it was my 1st time yaww!..not my 1st nite ya..my 1st time being a chairperson or master of ceremony (MC) at UIA for an annual grand dinner ape ntah tajuk die..best kan?? yes i like it..seriously!..thanx to yaw my besties 4 supporting me..and special thanx to  NISAHJAY for da script.. u ROCK girl!..thanx a lot ok....

THE ATTIRE

i dont remeber wat exactly the theme was for the nite..but one thing for sure it had to do something with  red, shawls and ties .

 THE GYPSY GIRL IN THE HOUSE.

its me yaww.in red with shawl, .memorizing the text..come to think about it, it was horrible!..

why on earth i'd choosen that "bling-bling" shawl..?? x comey ,x comey.

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well well well, i have to say it wasn't easy..coz the cheeky cheeky chubby butterflies were flying, coughing, laughing, jumping and even crying in my belly..its was like they occupied all the quadrants and laughing at me, made  me such a fool..i was freaking NERVOUS dude! DAP.. dip.. DUP.. didalam dada..but stil i can wink,^-^ yeah..plus 100 points.score it!

region full occupied by butterflies

 upon the rehearsal, just before the real ceremony.. the partner was good, help me a lot, thanx buddy, thanx everybody..the event went smoothly and everybody enjoyed themselves..makanan pon SODAP! ok thats all...

quote:

"This above all: to thine own self be true" shakespeare

when guys talking about love

its suprising me! all this while, i only read girl's blog...well i can say most of them LOVE to write bout LOVE..yela girls at my age ..its like our body secrete a jar of 'in love-hormones' per hour..so no wonder la we just love to talk bout love...but its quite shocking me to read guy's blog.some of them love to write bout love too..ade tu siap wat blog special utk kisah chenta dorang..wow! suprise kan? n fyi, ayat2 yg digunakan sgt2 jiwang, wel girls, u lose some points for that..sgt jiwang..dude, sory to say, sometimes u just made me laugh.sory!.(well laughter is good,it release feel-good hormones n also good for ur tummy muscles yaww!)

 in short, kalah la William Shakespeare tu.

"sy cintakan awk, syg..sy x boleh bygkan hidup sy tanpe awk..awk segalanye..awk cantek, sy mmg suke tgk awk" yola tu...

"The course of true love never did run smooth" shakespeare

hmm

i wish there's someone out there write someting bout me too.who's that guy anyway? anyone?? hehe.if ade.,if ade la kan.,.i dont need u to write about how special i am to u, how ur love is strong, or how beatuiful i am ( sy th sy x cantek..xyah nk puji2 ..lempang kan..)

"ah tulon..jgn ngorat sy..tulon! tulon! sy x caye la kt ayat2 jiwang awk tu.."(ni gamba kwn je ye, bkan skandal..kang ade plak yg jeles..gambar sekadar hiasan je ok..blurr plak gamba ni..haish)

 i prefer if u write something that u want to buy for me, like a Bently Car ke, some branded outfit ke, (sound materialistic kan? mmg pon)camni la br best..so that we can see how that guy willing to sacrifies for u..syg je isn't enough..u cannot buy nasi with kasih syg je k.., at least, u're promising something, and yet i can claim them in future..perhaps dat guy bukan kaya raya pon ..ya everybody knows the fact that money isn't growing on the trees, but guys.., money is made from paper rememba? it means that, duit boleh dicari as long as u put some efforts..erk cam xde kaitan jek? bialah..xde idea da ni..wel pape pun..the point is tulis ape pon xde gune, bcoz we're not sure sape jodoh kite....CINTA SEJATI tu belong to ALLAH S.W.T..
ok girls, sweet is sweet, bitter is bitter, just a reminder for everybody,  and for me as welll..dont simply believe in any guy..especialy those "sweet talker" guys..sometimes they not only play with words, they're playing with ur heart too..beware ya before its too late to realize the fact that u're just being ditched!

 SONNET 18, by William Shakespeare...classic love, beautiful words, so holy, pure..i even memorize this poem..i wish shakespeare is my boyfie..wat do u think?

shall i compare thee to a summer's day?,

thou art more lovely and more temperate,

rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,

and summer's lease hath all too short a date,

sometimes too hot the eye of heaven shines,

and often is his gold complexion dimm'd,

and every fair from fair sometimes declines,

by chance, or nature's changing course, untrimm'd,

but thy eternal summer shall not fade,

nor lose possession of that fair thou owest,

nor shall death brag thou wander'st in his shade,

when in eternal lines to time thou growest,

so as long as men can breath, or eyes can see,

so long lives this, and this gives life to thee

alhamdulillah ,saya terpilih ke MASTERCHEF

Assalamualaikum..
welcome to the Masterchef's grand season finale, and meet the  top two contestant..ok ok ladies n gentlemen, last nite was  a big nite to me, the nite of me VS Callum Hann,   to be crowned as next MASTERCHEF ..

Hana Nina, student "i just start cooking for fun when i start thinking to joint this competition. its so hard because not only u will be in the middle of these challengers but then u have cameras following u around and watching everything u do..and yet, i just so nervous to compete Callum.wel, everybody knows he is a king of pastry, besides, he's so handsome that sometimes distract my attention to cook..hehe" 

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Callum Hann, student "cooking is always my passion..i feel like i've been tangled  up in my own  web of lies. All my family and friends have been wanting to know what happens.... who wins, who gets eliminated..the interest in the show is just so intense, but im just so proud to still running on top two and the fact that Hana Nina is going to go against me is quite scary..i know she's a good cook.the judges just love her food.n plus i always admire the way she produces such an amazing combination of foods..but this is competition and my goal is to win this competition ..good luck to both of us" 
 
so it was the nite that we were asked to complete a desert in 45 mins.it all depends on us, but one thing for sure, the meal need to impress the judges.
 so here we go..i'd chosen  a traditional kuih..The ONDANG-ONDANG..the judges seems so suprised when the heard it like 'WOT??! ONDENG-ONGDENG?? yeah..its ondang-ondang, a traditional kuih that i can guarentee the judges will love em'. while Callum prefer to go with bluebery tart..ready ,set and go!
45 MINS TO GO:
im a lil bit nervous,,went to take all the ingeredients i need..tepung beras pulut, 500g and 2 cups of water,guka melaka,some colouring needed..red or green is depend on u.. meawhile boil the water
then shape it into small ball, the size of  marble..put bout 2cm of gula melaka inside..

the most important part, to gv 'kekoh-cha effect", boil the ball-shaped tepung 15-20 minutes, so it gives enough time for the gula melaka to melt..

toast them..and simply put into shredded coconut ..they wil end up fully coated by coconut

ok finish! the judges gave some comments..the desert is so delicious, perfectly cooked and the"kekoh-cha effect" was so awesome..however they not satisfied with inconsistency of the shape..some bigger, while some smaller..\

peminat bergambar kenangan

 Callum's tart however look tastier than my desert..but believe me or not, i was the winner on that nite ..ya seriously!..i know u guys dont believe me..but u guys gotta believe me..i was the winner..im the masterchef ok!

 nota kaki: 1)sume cerita adlh rekaan semata-mate

2)"kekoh-cha effec"t means, when u bite it, it will melt in ur mouth..cenggitu la lbh kurang

3) xtahu nape tulisah jadi mcm tu malas da nk edit2..ok sekian shj  utk kali ini..c ya barbie dolls!

i H.E.A.R.T u

i just hate u!.wel i tried not to, but then im just a human being.who got feelings to love and to be loved, not to be criticized in every single way...u such a blabbermouth who loves to hurt my feeling n yet make me down..

 who are u then? a perfect monster??

whoever u think u are, i just hate u for ur mouth

who are u to critic me?

who are u 2 judge me?

ya i know im lack in "look department"..but u got no right to critic me, saying that im ugly doesnt make u prettier..while claiming that im short, doesnt make u taller..

u know wat? if u critic GOD'S creation, dat meant u are criticizing GOD HIMself..

i know u're not joking, since im not the only one u love to critic,it just a part of ur hobby i gues.

  u always cancel at las minutes..when we promised to hang out together on satuday, Giving me thousands of fake excuses..dats wat u usualy did..wat u think i am? u leave me in the lurch and trying to find somewhere to go so that i dont sit at home feeling upset  about being ditched!. and yet i neva receive any apology from u..wad the???....hey to tel u the truth, u're not only my frens..i can hang out with other girls for sure..its no worth to go out with u...YA ALLAH, plz send this girl to AMAZON.. to be served as dinner to piranha there..serve u right! ( i should't talk dis way..but ..ahh wateva, skt hati!!)

 and yet ur blabbermourt always ****** about every single one of my besties..i know when im not around u'l probably doing the same thing to me..dont cha?? ..sory for not answering ur kol and ur sms..just let me alone for this moment..ok? im sory

 ok btw, i dont mean to ****** u here..but just to tell u the truth..thats how u treat me and other frens..and now we're trying to do something just to make u realize..on behalf of our  frens, im writing this, hoping u read this , for GOD sake, plz change buddy

whats wrong with me?

assalamualaikum..

  i tot im awesome, but still i trapped in these situation..like again and again and again..wats wrong??

 situation 1:
 yesterday i went to a shop, just thinking to window shop, went along thinking they'll be complete rubbish in it,.but as a shopaholic, i always manage to find something for my collection..checked the price tag..yeah i can afford this.!.excitedly grabbed a navy blue cardigan, leading towards fitting room..ok barbie dolls, that cardigan AWESOME  in me!! so here we go, to the cash register.."ok miss Rm45.90" n guess wat??
where's my purse?!! err..i left it somewhere , at home maybee..

situation 2:
im home (after failed to buy that cardigan).., searching for my purse..that one that i bought in  pasar malam,inspired by COCO CHANNEL (it has nothing to do with this story, but still i want to write about dis..so y bother?) looking for it everywhere..bwah katil(the most suspected spot). under the fridge(it doesnt mk sense )..just everywher..out of sudden,baby girls, i  can feel there's something in my pocket.!! its in my dress's pocket, not my JEANs's pocket..my PURSE in my DRESS'S pocket!! wad the..ffff..fish?? wadd the fff..fun?arghh..

situation 3:
i wake up in the morning, with my raven hair just so so messy ..i feel superb sexy dis way actualy(hehe..suke ati la nak perasan ke ape ke).

and GOSH! im late for an important appoinment..huh..gotta rush! an appoinment i cant mis..appoinment with "E chanel". gotta watch the latest episode of KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS dat i missed last nite..but dude wait! where's my spectacle? did u see it?  my vision prob is kinda bad..argh, i hv no option..immediately put on contact lenses in my smocky,big and wild eyes.(eheh..mate sy kecik je snanye.)..naseb baek sempat tgk..but then, something on my head..baby dolls, MY SPECTACLE just on my head and yet i just dont see it? huh!

situation 4:
a fren is waiting for me on her car while i was on my way to pay the parking ticket..then, rushing toward a car..a slver coloured kancil..n as i entered, i opened up one of cadbury's dark chocolate and ask her loudly "want some?"" and gues who was sitting next to me?? an old chinese guy, looking at me  and his big eyes seems so suprise with my existence..errr, uncle, can u see my fren in next car? hehe..see,her car and ur car is almost the same kan? hehe..i slh masuk kete uncle..sory....malu gler kot..





tgk ni: x ke same kete kwn sy ngan kete uncle tu? mane x confusenye..


situation 5:
im done pick up some groceries..and paid them..but  i just went home with nothing..(yg ni mmg slalu terjadi kat sy) why??? someone plz..i demand an explanation..sometimes its so embrassing..or maybe i just need to take dis as an awsomeness that make me special..?? should i?

well i think dats all the awesome part of me..dude, babe before u leave, plz fill in the blank below..

         who is AWESOME?
             H A _ A
*hint: N

the freakish windows

the windows..

there's milion of tales behind ur existence..

to be revealed by me today..

 the windows..

sometimes i close u as close as p0sible

while sometime i just let u open..as wide as u can..

so that i can take a long, deep breath in fresh air...

and let my silky raven hair waves beautifully 

and those wil make me feel like a supermodel..

doing a photo shoot  

the windows...

the best spot to suicide..(no! i neva do this)

but then i scare..the fact dat i wont die

coz my room only at level two

the worst, may be a small injury
like  broken legs or arms.

the windows..

plz tell others downstairs 

to remain silent

coz i wanna sleep, passionately..

plz warn them to shut up their mouth..

giving a princess some precious time to rest in peace...can u do that windows?

the windows..

why u remain there unspoken?..

the moment monkeys coming..

to steal my foods..roti,nasi bungkus,kuih muih dah sebagainye
that i just bought from cafe lot 4

why? why? why? why u silent.??.

plz neva let these crazy monkeys..

enter my room..

and escape with some sort of snacks with them ..

dont u scare?

dont u worry?

that they will harm me?

dont cha?

owh plz the windows..

the windows..

a big thank to u

u always let me know..whom dating who..

u let me see clearyly..brightly..delightfully

when a guy waiting his girl in the car..

when a girl walking gracefully towards her guy..

with ropol ropol selendang

in high heels
doing cat walks

to go for a date
somewhere i have no idea where

 and yeah the windows..

thanx for allowing me to be a gossip girl..
being a busiest girl in the planet earth
wont be easy without u..the windows

dont blame me..its not my fault

    did u get ur driving license? how long it takes for u to get a driving license?? o0..plz ask me dis question, coz i will proudly answer "4 years!" hahaha.i repeat, 4 years! 4 years ok! one ore time ,4 years! u get me ?? FOuR YEARS!.i've been thru a t0ugh time  just to get dis f***ing license..believe me or not, i had gone 4 times driving test..started since i was 18years old..MR.JPJ was rascaly misjudged my driving skills, jot down a random marks for me..dats the main reasons 4 my failure..hahaha ..(wel, actualy i got milions of butterflies in my tummy during the test..just imagine how can i drive with those butterfllies?? the test was totaly freaking me outt dude!)

my silly mistakes ::

1. leave seat belt unfasten (lupe r..debor kot)

2.langgar lampu merah (i didn't do that purposely ok! mmg xnampak)

3. memandu secara berbahaya (dude, wat did u say? memandu 20KM/J pon berbahaya ke?? )

4.x bagi signal (err sy x th nak ckp ape,,)

5. pegang stereng single handed (ni sy bajet pro..ingat dpt extra marks,tp kn deduct plak)

but guys, gv me some credits ..coz i neva give up..on my 4th driving test, i was sucessfuly passed! yeah i passed with flying colors baby!

finaly, here we go, my driving license

A Novel in CARTOONS..

assalamualaikum..

introducing the world's best seller books: THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID, by Jeff Kinney

i read them..how about u??? these series are amazing, i read every single word in it and i love them..!

so far, the author managed to publish 7 series which worth MYR32.90 each..but u can get the 1st 4 series witH ONLY  RM90+,WHICH comes in a box dat u can purchase THEM at most of the independent book stores MPH, KINOUNIYA book store, and POPULAR.

 i havent yet get the latest ..THE UGLY TRUTH.

 the story basically  about a kid, GREG HEFFLEY who receives a gift which is a DIARY from his mother. however, he doesnt like the word "DIARY" on the cover of that gift, as for him, only girls hv diaries. s0 he make dat diary as a journal and records his 1st year in middle school.

im crazy over this series as it comes in partialy novel, partialy cartoons..or in another words "novel in cartoons"

the words used in dis books are very simple n the story is soo funny, dat i can guarantee u'l enjoy every single word in it..check dis out, a few pages from this novel:

see evry page hhas cartoon..so fancy

Greg also has a brother, who often bully him. this wat mk the story even funnier..he basicly write everything dat happen to him in his school including the girl dat he admire..wel guys, it wont be suprise if i tell u everything, u better read urself ok.????.this is the best book dat u guys MUST read..

chek out the movie also: the diary of a wimpy kid 1 & 2:

selamat membaca..SEKIAN

i prefer nasi ok!

asalamualaikum..
its ramadhan, and i've been thinking 2 grab dis opportunity to lose some weight..so i was on a strict diet on dis couple days n it screw me up..
    my stomach was rumble n i was s000 hungryy.!! diet MAUT la katakan..s0 i went downstair to the fridge and heat up up one of those frozen dinners. a pasta one, with creamy sauce.. (canned campbel's creamy sauce) yum yum..those packets are pretty small..i even managed two!! (hahaha..diet made me starving!)

then, gues wat i found in fridge? here we go..gardenia's butterscotch bread, left over chocolate cake, and some left over kuih muih (actually a lot) i just couldn't decide which one i want..so i grabbed all of them , eating n watching tv..n the result was: i ATE everything..none left.!!.hehe

but i stil hungry..so i just went to check the freezer for one more luck.. n luckily there were hershey'schocolate (dark chocolate k, so dats means less sugar ok!) n i found HL's fresh milk( low fat yee)

so as i decided to keep the left over milk into the fridge, i found a bag of honey roasted peanut. well, there weren't walnut (which is good to eat if u're on diet) but they stil nuts aren't they?they stil going to b good for me..so i open the bag and pour out a large of handful into the bowl..yeah!

wel,  forget all those stupid "grilled fish,oatmeal (yucks, rase nk muntah je mkn oat,),carrots, celery, 8 glasses of water and dats it for the whole day..?! sy boleh mati cani

hell no! i cant take it..i prefer nasi ok??! lapar kot..then i end my nite with NASI..2 pinggan (ade "g" ke xde "g" ye?x th la..sy ore klate etek )..

n finally BURPP..kenyang kot..so wat else? tdo jom!

somebody asked me to write bout him..should i?

Asslamualaikum
 the tale im about to tell is related to someone , s0meone who is perfecly innocennt,  notGORGEOUS 22 years old boy from MANHATTAN (owh, plz dont believe dis ok!)
  dont confuse him with HOLLYWOOD Actors or underwear MODELS or even a rock star..dis guy is completely stunning in every single way..
  Ha ha ha...HE is  ACTUALY  a guy dat i barely know..but he was asking me to blog about him..xcuse me, who do u think u r? a PRIME minister or a prince at BUCKINGHAM PALACE????

  but then i just consider to write somting bout u since....since wat ya??  i rili hv no idea..totaly blank..wel i just know u for 5 days..ok ever since u've asked me to write bout  my 1st impression on u , so here's da list dude..one by one ya
 MY 1ST imPRESSION on u were:
 1) u look so LAME n boring guy from nowhere..(sory i hv to be honest..)
 2) i just dont want to work neither talk to u..ur face teling me dat u dont like me
 3) when u start talking to me, i felt like  i dont want 2 answer them..coz they were annoying
 4) u're ANNOYING lil dude..im scare of u!.

 but dude wait, th0se were only my 1st impression on u..HOWEVER, u'r much much better than wat i tot.
I LOVE (bukan sy cintakan awk ye..) U bcoz u're:
 1) friendly ..so fRENLY n sometimes u just NON-STOP talking..wat are u? a TALKING MACHINE???..but i like it..yela sy pendiam so i love those who are frenly..
2) u helped me N farahin A lot..we were new there..slalu kn tegur..but u were there, ajar kami..thanx buddy..u were our hero..(eww..wat im talking about? should i start puking now?)
3) u were the only one who invited me to joint the LUNCH PARTY..that was a day that the staffs were throwing a lunch party (my fren. farahin was fasting on that day) i was there, like dont knwo wat to do..! n kamo suruh sy mkn..thax ya..

 so here's our rock star..err i mean a DISNEY STAR

so how is it? s0ry for the inappropriate words..kidding2 je..who else want me to write about him/her?
SEKIAN!

when ur class is canceled!

asslamualaikum..
     its me again, HANA,, writing from TIMES sqUARE, new YORK, doing runaway n photoshoot for ELLE magazine to becoming NIGERIA's next top model..wel,  my INCREDIBLE long legs cannot stand  for another 50 more frames, need to take a short break , n plus there's noBOdy wants totalk to me, since my BRITISH accent is killing them..(HAR har HAr..plz blame my blabbermouth for talking nonsense !)..
    ok..enuff with my modeling, i jus dont want to talk abouit this now, mb next entry ok.?
    .lets talk about the topic above..olrite, im pretty sure that every student ever experienced a situation where the class need to be canceled or p0sponed..penah kan? an an? mesti pnah..KONFEM..s0 wat do u feel about it? frustrated? broken heart? or ur heart just filled with LOADS of joyment? honestly, if dis situation ever happen to me i will cry pleasantly, n SOmetimes perfoming mr bean's dance scenes..ha cam kt bwh ni ha..

 then, i'l spend  the free hours within dat canceled class by studying..tgk ni ha, sy study maut cam katak ni time free bile klass cancel..gigih x ? (im a BIG FAT liar!! har HAAR..haR)..

clas cancel mmg best kan, ?? btw,one thing to remember, the moment u got the msg, it is the most exciting news, but, how bout the replacement class? ok here's the list of numerous types of cancellation clas..

1.   the clas is totaly cancel..means there's no replacement clas..yg ni plg best kan??
2. U're ready to go to clas..but suddently receive an sms.".hana, klas cancel"..fyi, ini mmg slealu terjadi kat saye..msg sampai lambat whereas, im ready with my bj kurung (jubah sometimes),make up p0n dah, n sometimes i  already in car..sabo jela
3. the clas is posp0ned ..replacement clas is made on the same day..but then at the same day u got so many classes..n the worst u got quiz on tomorow morning..GOSH, wat do u feel? start to stress rite??
4. class is posponed to weekend where u decided to go home..dis is a complete disaster!! totaly unacceptable..dis is when i wil be so stress, dipress, hvg heart attack, diabetes (hah? kencing manes?) n the worst DIE.    

SEKIAN!

she deserves better

above is my pic with bibik..this time around, my entry basicly will be about my maid..among all maid dat my family had bef0re, i can say she is the best ..so im gonna write something about her..hopefuly she'l read dis n know how much i appreciate her (err, bibik nt blk indon,online terus baca blog saya ya.._hehe)
     i realy feel sory for her.. i see the determination in her, come all the way from indon , leaving ur kids n husband,  to gv an endless service to a family just to earn RM 500 monthly.

     guys, try to put urself into her shoes (bibik pakai kasut ke? err...not so sure)...her jobs starts as early as 6a.m everyday including weekend (fyi, she stars at 4 a.m during ramadhan) n only will stop at 10 -11p.m EVERYDAY..can u imagine that???
     she once said "bibik kalo mkn terus sedih, ingat sama anak, udah mkn ke belom" how touching kan? i tel u wat,.im not kind of emotional girl who easily touched by a few simple words..but for s0me reasons i felt like crying at that moment..
     see.. betapa susahnye die, surviving in one's country for some value of money..
she has no hanfon to keep in touch with her family..just once in a while she'l use my m0m's hp to call her family..she must mis her family so freaking bad i gues..

 to my lovely bibik, im s0 sory becoz i rarely help u..u hv much more works whenever im home rite? huhu..i feel bad towards myself's attitude..i'l help u as much i can ok?? i pr0mis!! (boleh caye ke??) har HAR..

 so dis is me ,promising to help u..(tp jangn caye sgt eh)

Alhamdulillah

     finally i own a blog..N oficially, now it is my blog..so technically, i can write jez anything i like here..but suprisingly, i've no idea what 2 blog on?? well there's a loads to write..just anything!
     
     but then..a blog is kinda freaking me out, ever since there's plenty of bloggers today ..it bcome a trend  n its getting popular among girls wit shawl. ..doing some hijab tutorialS n yet post it on Utube..did u guys notice these??  ITs ScarE ME if some might thinks that i start bloging for  GLAM n publisity and sj nk ngade2 tiru style bdak2 skang....xde la..it just i love to read  blogs from blogers especialy from those who publish bunch of their photos..kinda interesting..n annoying sometimes..(owh, did i just mentioned ANNOYING??..im not sure..)..

     am i jeles?? ya!! i do...
     seriusly?? ya!! serius!
     r u kiding me??? ya..im kiding..but sometimes ya,,so y dont i start mine? well i think im kinda g0od in writing..(boleh plak  ckp camni? perasan ke ?)..

hey.dis is not d rite way of wearing selendang ok!

.im not blowing my own trumpet, but its just the fact that i was announced to get the highest marks in BM PENULISAN when i was form5..hehe (girls, u might forgot diz, bt i still rememba, d m0ment MR ROZEK asked me 2 read my essay 0ut l0ud in front clas c0z he said my esey was bl0o0ody g0od)..so that means my writing was good? agree or not,it wont bother me..HAR har

btw, i had a tough time to choose layout n font type for my blog..its like choosing a husband i gues..n i end up using"bintang2" background n superb HUGE font size..its for easy viewing..comel rite? but i  ensure that there's no pInk..i hate PINK..its a litle girl's color..benci pink!!


     alrite, HEPI bLOging TO me!..hoping to get ur supp0rt..my language sux, grammar everywer, spelling out..but plz feel free to drop any coment/suggestion..